Having made a quip on the beeb's R5L message board about donorgate being like animal farm:
All animals shall obey the law - except animals in power
I thought it might be fun to think of some more examples from anaimal farm
All citizens are equal - except politicians are more equal than others
To jog memories the seven commandments are:
Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
No animal shall wear clothes.
No animal shall sleep in a bed.
No animal shall drink alcohol.
No animal shall kill any other animal.
All animals are equal.